Have you ever read those womens magazines that have the "top tip of the week" page? Don't you wonder where some of these tips come from? I read some of them and just have to scream with laughter.

"Tie all of your old CD's onto lengths of string and hang them at the back door to stop flies coming in"

What they don't mention is that you are possibly blinding all the neighbours and bringing every Heathrow bound jet into land on your back lawn.

I can't think of anymore at the moment but can you think of any??